NFL Week Three Preview:
By Matt Magill
Game of the Week:
Houston at New England – Thursday at 830 (just to see what the Patriots are able to do with their third string quarterback)
(real game of the week) Minnesota at Carolina – Sunday at 1
Time to do Yardwork Game of the Week:
Cleveland at Miami – Sunday at…nevermind, no one cares.
Storylines for the Week:
Now on quarterback number three, how will New England respond?
Now on quarterback number three, when do the Cavaliers start training camp in Cleveland?
In an intriguing matchup, who’s better this week, Tennessee or Oakland?
Can Jacksonville finally get their shit together at home against a pretty good Baltimore team?
Do the Giants lock up the top of the east by beating down previous champ, Washington? Does Josh Norman line up on Odell Beckham? If he doesn’t will that be the prevailing question after the game? If that’s the case, will Kirk Cousins continue to lobby for that defensive assignment for Norman to hide his own shortcomings in the red zone?
Is Jason Garrett the dumbest guy to graduate from Princeton?
What happens first, the Rams score a touchdown or Rex Ryan gets fired?
In a game between New Orleans and Atlanta, do the defenses even get off the bus?
Can Minnesota survive Carolina without Adrian Peterson?
Who wins, AJ Green or the Denver cornerbacks?
Of the 2-0 teams, who is the pretender?
New England Denver
Pittsburgh NY Giants
Of the 0-2 teams, who is capable of pulling out of the hole?